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great now I have I Will Survive stuck in my head

Anyway, I know I haven't been updating this even though I really have been wanting too, but know I have a reason:

I AM FINALLY 18 FREAKING YEARS OLD!!!

and while I still wish I was a little kid again I am humoring myself will all the things I can legally do today that I couldn't do yesterday.

So here is my list of random things you can do, whether you want to or not, when you are eighteen years of age (in case you haven't been following my twitter)...

Buy and drive a motorcycle!!!
Buy porn
Buy spray paint
Sue someone
Be sued
Purchase liquid white out (they still make that?)
Pawn something
Be on Jerry Springer
Go to a strip club
Work in a strip club
Buy nitrous oxide
Drive a company vehicle
Drive an ice cream truck YES PLEASE
Give a lap dance and get a lap dance...at the same time!
Deliver newspapers for the Tampa Tribune
Sign yourself out of school
Buy a monkey
Become a flight attendant
Buy cigarettes then buy Nicorette gum
Operate heavy machinery

I will update as I hopefully find some much more outrageously random things to do when your 18

:3